In cases of a nuclear fallout, we can just imagine how’s it going to be. Will a dugout be enough to protect your hide? Or a presidential bunker? Or just an inch thick Vaseline lathered on your skin be more than enough?
No one knows of course. We haven’t have one yet. No one has ever tested a bunker or an inch thick Vaseline for the real deal.
Nevertheless, you don’t have to sit upon the beach and wait for it to go wipe your ass out. There is something you can do in your own cute little way to save yourself from the aftereffects of nuclear radiation. And believe it or not – it’s just with a Cup of Joe!